A Series Of Unfortunate Events - Book The Seventh: The Vile Village

Dear Listener.

You have undoubtedly, picked up these tapes by mistake, so please put them down. Nobody in their right mind would listen to this particular story about the lives of Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire on purpose, because each dismal moment of VFD has been faithfully and dreadfully recorded on this audio book.

I can think of no single reason why anyone would want to listen to an audio book containing such unpleasant matters as migrating crows, an angry mob, a newspaper headline, the arrest of innocent people, the Deluxe Cell, and some very strange hats.

It is my solemn and sacred occupation to research every detail and record them all, but you many prefer to do some other solemn and sacred thing, such as listening to another tape instead.

With all due respect,

Lemony Snicket.

4 hours on 3 cassettes